Oy vey.
I love the holidays, but deciding to sell my house during them?
Oy. To the. Freaking. Vey.
“Oh, but I lost my job, I’ll have so much time to do everything myself!” -Me, 5 weeks ago, being a dumbass.
“Surely I can just sand that chipped paint on the bathroom ceiling!”


“Oh, I’ll just buy a new french door lock from Home Depot!”

“It’s sooo cheap to get a truckload of mulch! Amazing!”

“What a great opportunity to declutter!”

“Free boxes from someone on Craigslist! Yay!”

“I’ll just spackle over those holes downstairs!”

“That swing set out back is so old, it’ll just come apart with a good shove!”

And the latest and greatest, the pièce de résistance, my attempt to clean a carpet yesterday:

What also happened yesterday? Babs (mom) sent a picture of my niece’s latest art project. She had to list her favorite relative:

I guess I do have a lot to be thankful for.
Got any house selling tips? This is a first for me. …Clearly.
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