So things in hell are going well, thanks for asking. Selling your house For Sale By Owner during the holidays is super fun and festive.
I especially like it when the tree topper falls off and more lights go out every five g.d. seconds.
Speaking of tree toppers… Every year, my mom, Babs, decorates a beautiful, live tree and places her beloved star on top.
Not a star star, of course. Don’t be ridiculous.
Babs likes to stay current, as you can see, and was hemming and hawing over this year’s “star.”
“I just don’t know,” she sighed.
“Miley,” my dad replied, turning back to his New York Times and coffee.
Yes. The man who seemingly only put up with this tradition out of a desire to pick his battles, proved himself the fourth wise man of Christmas 2013.
Merry Christmas, Chipmunks!