You’re Not Going to Believe This Shiz.

Something happened recently, Chipmunks. Something so mind-frenchingly miraculous, only a moving picture show could capture it:


You heard saw right.

A man named Chip Monck is following my blog!

This is not a joke. Nay. This is the best thing to ever happen to me, apart from discovering chocolate-covered bacon:


So let’s all give a warm welcome to Chip Monck at MANagING maNIA!

As if that wasn’t enough, I’ve found a new bloggy soul mate! Dawn at Fit to Teach! Look what she just emailed me:

I told her I need to get married all over again. Luckily, I have no plans to stop at a mere 3 spouses.

I told her I need to get married all over again in order to include ‘stache glasses. Luckily, I have no plans to stop at a mere 3 spouses.

Lastly, some shout-outs to my video blog accessories crew:

Do you have any questions for a man called Chip Monck? I have a thousand. Any favorite people or blog names?



88 responses to “You’re Not Going to Believe This Shiz.

  1. I want to know if he is the same Chip Monck that was the Master of Ceremonies at Woodstock…?

  2. What, CHIP MONCK?! That is so cool and so meant to be!

  3. Long Live Chip Monck!

  4. What’s his brother’s name?

  5. His brother’s name is Franciscan Monck. 🙂

  6. That guy has the coolest name. It’s destiny for him to follow you.

  7. I totally saw that comment from him and realized we had lost you forever. No one else will ever compare to a man whose real life actual name is Chip Monck. It is destiny. Perhaps I sense the makings of a 4th husband??

    • I think you sense the makings of Super Husband. On page 67 of the marital contracts, it specifically states that should any man by the name of Chip Monck enter my life, he becomes my sole husband and all other spouses are downgraded to sommeliers and butchers.

  8. There was so much going on in that video, I had to watch it twice (and put on my glasses) Freaking hilarious. Loved the music and slow-mo, it brought a tear to my eye. I’m so thrilled you have found your (fourth, fifth?) soul mate in Chip Monck.

    I can’t wait for little Miss J to get home from school today to see her gift necklace is now famous.

    Oh, and what in the heck is this doughnut beer and where can I buy some?

  9. Thanks for the shout out and the video….both were beautiful. I look forward to being able to share my love of glasses at your next wedding. I will bring Danny Tanner as my date.

  10. YAY! The ‘stache glasses made an appearance and a darn good disguise. I

    Did you notice what those bridesmaids are doing to those umbrellas? Shameful.

  11. Chip Monck! What a great name if ever there was one! 🙂

    • Oops I don’t know why I am anonymous! Haha, I don’t have such a great name as Chip Monck, but I do have a name! 🙂

      • Oh good! A gravatar that cute should not be disguised as ‘mystery man’!

        If I live to be a 100 (which I won’t, for more reasons than you’d think possible), I will never get over a name as magical as Chip Monck.

  12. This is….something more than fate. Kismet.

    I had to watch that vlog a dozen times. The sound track, the super-slow-mo-of-love, the curlicues around the text. But the most wicked-awesome thing of all…the Bewitched nose wiggle sound effect. Genius, Jules. Pure genius.

    • Ah so you’re the 12 video views! I think the heart pin is really what makes it. Chip said it brought out the color of my pink beer bottle.

      Thanks, Peggles 🙂

  13. My first thought was to question parents that would name their kid Chip Monck, but sounds like the guys has made it work!

  14. Why do parents do such things to their children? Guy in h/s was named Ruben Hood. Still is even {named that, not in h/s}….smh. Anyhoo since ya still haven’t friended me on FB yet {get on that already. I post funny sheet} I’m here to tell ya that I’m headed to your neck-o-the-woods in a couple weeks. I think it would be fab if you took me to lunch. Don’t worry, I’m a cheap date. 😉

    • Ha! Ruben Hood. Fabulous.

      And ack! I don’t even remember getting your friend request! I think I just accepted it. I should warn you I’m horrendous about keeping up with ‘The Wall.’ But never mind that – you’re coming to Dirty Jersey?!

      • I am. I am. For whatever reason my claim to {15 mins of} fame is located in your fine state. And if it wasn’t you friended, I wonder who’s stalking your private albums right now….{off to confirm I’m the rightful recipient of this honor}.

  15. Wow…I am somewhere between greatly honored, and highly disturbed. Though I think much closer to the greatly honored end of things. 😀

    Of course, having neared the plane of chocolate covered bacon, I truly feel prepared to die having living a good life.

    Unfortunately, I am merely only the second most famous Chip Monck, with Woodstock and Rolling Stones Chip clearly winning the day (decade…century…).

    However, he does not follow Go Jules Go…thus, I WIN!!!

    My brother’s name is Greg. Though I have no idea why my parents failed to name him Dale. Clearly the middle child (me) got skwaked.

    And yes, as if the potential implications of being a Franciscan Monck are not right there in front of us…my dad (Father Monck) is a lifelong minister, I (the younger Monck) have taken my spin as a pastor, and on more than one occassion my friends and I have hung out with other monks at an Abbey here in Kentucky.

    Though the most heartbreaking play on my name had to be during my middle school years when I dated (whatever that looks like in 6th grade) a girl named Tammy Dale. Left with the choice of my love and putting up with Chip & Dale jokes, or escaping the harassment of the student body…she dumped me. Fortunately, I got to keep the Journey “Escape” LP birthday gift.

    Happily ever after may it be! (the wine will help!!!)

    • He arrives!!!! Crap! I meant to have the red carpet swept [of bacon-chocolate crumbs] before you arrived!! This comment further proves you’re of a superior breed, and clearly destined to be the more famous of the Chip Moncks.

      Oh and as for your wrestling between disturbed and flattered, welcome to my blog. 🙂

  16. That is amazing! Are you adding another husband?

  17. You could have linked any page of mine. Any of them. Sigh.

    Now you need to find someone named Shannon Payne, whose friends all call her Shan’.

  18. Too funny! I don’t know how you have time to film and edit videos on top of your busy blog schedule! Whatever you’re doing, keep it up.

  19. Oh my! Thanks to Dee for stalking your blog and sharing the link! I’m dying. Ok not really but… Freaking hilarious. I have a friend named dale and her husband is In fact names chip. They were on Hoarders. True story. And FYI you can get a chocolate bacon milkshake at Sonic. If I have to suffer life 2500 miles away from the maple bacon voodoo donut, then at least I can get a chocolate bacon shake … Half price after 8 pm

  20. hippydippymama

    I swear, I’m not anonymous. I’m just on my phone dreaming about bacon shakes

  21. What in the world is creepy about the pink beer bottle? I think it looks sexy and it’s biggest real problem is that it’s still not whiskey. But maple bacon beer doesn’t hurt the feelings.

  22. I can’t wait until I get a follower named Mr. Bitter. My lifelong dream will be fulfilled.

  23. You must be going NUTS :)…over Chip Monck!!!!! Amazing video. It would have been nice to listen to you serenading Chip during your romantic picnic. 🙂 Glad your life is complete now. Welcome, Chip!

  24. I was worried at first. I was already cringing expecting to hear that song “Loving you is easy cause you’re beautiful…” So thank you, first and foremost, for your use of delightful instrumental love song. It was chip monck charming!

    When can we expect his first guest post? Or perhaps a co-written novella full of love letters? Chip and Jules….Chip’s Jules…Jules Loves Chippy… You work on the title, I got nothing.

  25. Its not his real name. His name is Charles Roast

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  27. Omigosh! So you featured one of your followers in a film while I interviewed mine. As usual, your technological skills trump mine. Good for you. I love that the chipmunk enthusiastic FINALLY has a Chip Monck to have and to hold. For real. Kinda.

    • Thanks! I mentioned to someone else that my only regret is not finding an actual man to dress up in a chipmunk costume. And now you know what my blog would look like if B Man lived on the east coast.

  28. You literally just asked me yesterday if you would ever find true love and then BOOM here is this post today.

    I feel like I should be able to take credit for this somehow…

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