Teeny tiny guilty pleasure nubbins, it’s been a while -too long, I know, I hear your desperate cries- since I’ve posted, so I thought: what better way to make it up to you than to share some of the MANY guilty pleasures I’ve indulged in since last week (like how Blaine L-O-V-E-S Kurt! HELLO! Totally watched that scene
5 10 times, what about you??)!?!
And it’s all happening RIGHT NOW!
It is so much better than finally painting the living room ceiling to cover up where your husband fell
through [from the attic] almost 1 year ago (and you wonder where I’ve been)!
It is massively sweeter than ordering Mexican food and trying to eat it all with 1 teaspoon of sour cream and ZERO guacamole!!
And, you might never forgive me for this, but it is without a doubt phat-er than watching Alfred E. Neuman become the next American Idol!!!
This week’s Guilty Flavor of the Week goes to…
Keebler Fudge Shoppe Cheesecake Middles!
Actually, I really AM kidding about this. I wish I wasn’t –you know how I love those elves– but these are DISGUSTING. It was too good to be true, I suppose.
This week’s REAL Guilty Flavor(s) of the Week(s) goes to:
You be the judge!!!
1.) How about this Colbert Report credit roll? Look at the Gaffer name!
I can’t remember exactly what a Gaffer is, but I’m fairly certain it doesn’t warrant a name regal enough to…well, do anything but gaff things.
2.) Or maybe this episode of HGTV’s Income Property?
Does anyone else see something wrong with this rental apartment bathroom art?? But at least it answers the age-old question, how do aliens get off?
3.) I see. You need something more. Well, okay. Here you go: Robert Pattinson SINGING!
I promised you some of this so long ago, and now look, even Perez Hilton’s uncovered the awesomeness (click here for the article)!
P.S. – if that’s still not enough R-Patz for you, hunker down for this hilariously revealing Ellen interview: