This is it.
My 200th Blog Post!
I started this blog in February 2011, but wanted to wait for a special occasion to share some of my favorite Google search engine terms. I’m talking about those unusual things you people type into Google late at night and think you’re stealth.
If that search led you to GoJulesGo.com, I know alllll about it.
Consider yourselves busted, you sweet, sick, twisted li’l Chipmunks.
Keep up the good work. I live for this shiz.
Do you have any search engine/internet stories? (PG-13, mmmkay? My neighbors read this blog.)
P.S. – I promise to stop putting up posts now. Until next week.
Go Jules Go 
Yay! Congrats on 200! Have you developed carpal tunnel yet? That’s a lot of typing. And entertaining.
Carly, I really had a moment this past weekend [in Long Island] where I woke up and felt like I could barely move my fingers on my left hand. I couldn’t remember what the heck I’d done, but I immediately panicked a little about my blog.
And THAT is why I should stop drinking.
Thank you so much!
Wow! I’m amazed you have 200 posts in six months. It must be all those “chinese eat babies” posts you write. Thank you for those, by the way, they’re so informative. I’ve gotten some strange searches since starting my Fifty Shades series like “xanax sex regret stories” and “butt plug job college.”
No way – 200 posts since LAST Feb! Can you imagine? I actually felt like an a*s for posting every day this week, LOL
I would pay money to have access to your search terms. And then I would dream about them.
I promise at some point I’ll stop thinking dream jokes are funny.
Maybe.
I promise at some point I will tune into the year being 2012 not 2011, but hey, it’s only August. Most people need a little adjustment period.
I do the same thing! I actually went and checked this post because there was a 99.7% chance I typed the wrong year. It’s really special when I do it at work in mass emails about when an assignment is due.
Don’t stop posting and I just loved your video — and boy, you are pretty–not that that is important or anything–but without the glasses you look “fabulous” (btw, I am an older woman and I am not hitting on you–when you get past a certain age you can say stuff like this without it being creepy–okay where is that walker? Who took my cane? Did you steal my teeth again?) I have never admitted to being older before and will not do it again — so this is a first and last. And yes, I am avoiding the bookwork I am supposed to be doing — for goodness sake I was an english major–what the heck am I doing trying to balance stupid numbers? I am a writer–(methinks I doth protest too much) Okay, better get to work (or kill myself) If I were you I would edit this out–if I were me I would delete this before I send it–but
Aw shucks! Just for that I might even help you with your bed pan. Or at least your meds. Today take the ones in the ‘Th’ box, okay?
I’d sooner eat a baby than delete this comment. You made my day! Thank you! 🙂
the “Th” box- remember I am old and none too savvy – what is the “Th” box
ha ha! I was picturing one of these (click below link), but apparently Thursday is still just “T” – so who’s not savvy now?! 😉
oh – I get it now! Mine says Thu and Jeu because up here in Canada land we are supposedly bilingual. Mine is empty and I am hoping to keep it that way (no I do not take my meds all at once)–I just am not taking any–I got the pill box for hormone replacement pills then decided I did not have to replace anything).
Ha! Oui oui, I hear you. And you are tre funny.
That was simply mustachtic.
Chinese eat babies was my favorite one.
You really have the perfect voice and the look for these vlogs! Your expressions killed me, Julsie. Well done!
Happy 200th posts to you! I’m still not there yet.
Oh D Pants. You always made a girl feel good. Maybe even better than vodka. And that’s really nice of you to say about the voice; I thought I sounded drunk. Oh wait.
Thank you!! 🙂
Yay, I love blogger videos! Probably the best thing wordpress did was allow us to see the search terms that bring people here. 😀 Great post…yay for 200!
Thanks so much, Lilykins!! I wonder what kind of searches your super-hawt slap bracelet pic will start bringing in? I think I figured out one thing adults can do with them… 😉
Haha, who would have thought slap bracelets could be so naughty… 😉
You wouldn’t believe the things people look for images of hippies doing. That’s all I can say, in consideration of your neighbors and since this is a momentous occasion. Happy 200th post! I’m not sure what the appropriate gift is for that. Rubies, maybe?
HA! Oh, Debbie. They must be SPECTACULAR.
Thank you so much. I eagerly await my ruby-studded tiara (with detachable ‘stache).
Jules that was awesome!! I commend you for your variety of ‘stache accessories 🙂
Thank you so much, Laura!! Now you know why I’m behind on what I really SHOULD be working on right now, LOL!
I get “naughty hot teacher” every day. Is there a porn site for that or something? Kinda creepy. Kinda cool.
Keep it comin’ love.
(Don’t stop it now, don’t stop it no oh no.)
So glad our bloggy paths crossed!
I’m willing to bet money that ‘teachers’ are the #1 fantasy. Because of teachers like you. Oh yeah. That’s right.
Thank you! I love crossing paths with you. 😉
People looking for African sausages and “little people love” get directed to my blog.
I can’t decide if that’s PG-13 or not…
HAPPY 200TH POST!!!!!!!
Ha ha! Now, do you get those two together or separately? I almost feel like we should all start a separate blog where we can talk about the search terms. Will they ever get old?
And I’m glad you didn’t censor this. I’ve actually gotten similar ones, but the #1 ‘dirty combination’ always features ‘young gypsy girls’ (often spelled ‘gipsy’) because I once wrote about My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding. Some of those terms are jail-worthy.
Thank you!!! 🙂
young gipsy girls eating babies!
It’s only a matter of time.
I really wish I used the real search engine term typos in the video, but I didn’t want people to think *I* culdn’t spel.
Hah, this is great. I especially like the slap bracelets one.
Thanks so much, J-Bo! I’m partial to that one m’self. And I’ve finally come up for air after yesterday’s Matty B Raps YouTube marathon. Ha!
Haha You are completely and absolutely amazing! Aaaah… so entertaining. Congrats on the 200 posts! whoo! For some reason my blog is the go to place for “appalachian trail pee”
Cassy, can I hire you to be my professional Ego Booster?
Please tell me there’s a story behind the trail pee. Though I’ve had ones I STILL can’t figure out. Like “make out without drool.” I’ve never talked about making out with or without drool. Why? WHY???
Sure! I will even do it for free. =)
And yes, there is a story. My first hike ever was getting lost trying to find the Appalachian Trail… and well in the post I said that it isn’t a true hike until you have to pee in the woods. I just had no idea people would actually find my blog by searching trail pee… which also lead to car pee. Awesome.
Hahahaha. I have no idea. I do have a feeling those people are not quite making out correctly though…
Ah hah! I once had an even more unfortunate hiking bathroom experience that I don’t think my neighbors (or anyone else!) would want to hear about on this blog… ) 😉
Oh no. I can only imagine and… I am sure it really sucked!
“Executive Men in Shear Socks”
Umm.. looking for office men porn?
Ha! Have you ever seen that ‘porn for women’ calendar where it’s hot, shirtless men doing housework and pretending to be good listeners, etc.?
Haha YES. I definitely wasn’t checking out their socks though 😉
This was hilarious! You should do “stand-up!” I get all kinds of crazy seo’s. I love it when they are looking for Naked yoga pants or Cheap Susie in Lindau. I am sure they are never disappointed… 🙂
Congrats on your 200th!
Thanks so much, Sus! “Cheap Susie in Lindau” is a-mazing. It is fun to picture people’s reactions when they get to you after something like that.
Congrats on 200!!! That is very exciting. And I was wondering when you were going to use that glorious picture of you with the vibrator! 😉
Sadly, no video at work. 😦 I will have to wait to watch it later, unfortunately. I am breathless with anticipation.
Nevermind, I can see it!! You are completely adorable as always. Your “let’s do this,” “How YOU doin’,” and laugh at the money comment made my day. You are just so cute!! And holy cleavage batman! Yowzas. 😀
I’m guessing that mug was NOT filled with hot chocolate. There was some schnapps in there, too . . . right? That’s my girl.
(Oh and FYI, I’m preparing my post about meeting you at BlogHer as we type. Should hit the interwebs tomorrow. And I took your idea about the stache glasses picture. Stay tuned . . . ). 🙂
Guh Ninja Snaps, I KNEW you were going to say that! I was afraid I’d wind up in Weekly Whacked for that shirt. I almost re-did the whole thing because of it but laziness took over and I just made the captions bigger. 😉
But thank you so much! I really did have a blast doing this. Oh and I took that coffee mug to a WHOLE new level there. Vodka and grapefruit juice. I, um, needed an authentic performance.
I’m very excited for your post, especially the ‘stache glasses, natch. Squee!
Very funny! When I was writing my homeschool blog I got “gumball in butthole” and was then very happy I decided to keep our anonymity.
Whoa. That right there needs a whole vlog devoted to it.
Thanks so much!
Sadly, cement butt is my most popular search engine term. Congrats on 200 posts (I think I’m getting close to that but can’t stay awake long enough….zzzzz. What? What? What were we talking about.
By the way, can you remind me when your birthday is? I’ve forgotten…zzzzz
I hope you’re taking it easy, Katy!
I know when I think of k8edid, I think of butts. Cemented. There is some serious wordplay opportunity there, actually, but I’m drawing a blank. I think I need to refill my ‘stache mug for inspiration.
My birthday is April 30th. But I’m not having any more birthdays.
Ha! Birthdays are not optional…you don’t have to count, but you have to celebrate. M’kay?
This post: http://k8edid.wordpress.com/2011/11/20/does-this-cement-make-my-butt-look-big/
Is the one that draws all the big butt afficianados to my site.
Congrats on 200! I still have about 50+ to go.
Sadly, I don’t have search terms that are nearly as interesting – at least not like “chinese eat babies” interesting (that one is just…huh?) The most common one term for me seems to be “palimpsest”. It is kind of intriguing to know that 198 other people in the world are curious about that word. The second most common term might be kind of weird, actually: “hiding behind curtains”. Hrm….*strokes fake beard*… There are also tons of people wondering about cats saying hello (my favorite being ‘why does my cat say hello?’) Counting all the variations, actually, might make that term more popular than ‘palimpsest’. Cats are internet gold!
Can’t wait for the ‘Stache Glasses giveaway. I need a pair so I can be part of the cool crowd 🙂
Thanks so much, Leonore! Sometimes I feel guilty celebrating these milestones when at least 1/4 of my posts are just pictures of my dog and stuffed chipmunks. Then again…Uncle Jesse. Stuffed animals. C’mon.
Those are pretty impressive search terms. I love ‘hiding behind curtains.’
OMG. My BEST search term is about cats, but I had problems adding it to the vid, so I’m hoarding it for future use.
I want a stache glasses! I love you Jules! You remind me how important it is to blog post as frequently as you can. It’s always a good idea. Okay, here’s my search term:
“Librarians Do Gaga”
Here’s the link if your interested:
And I love you! This video is SO amazing. Babs (Mommasita Extraordinaire) came over yesterday afternoon and she was talking about it, ha! AWESOME. The group moves and this Eric fellow at the end? Awesome. And the lyrics, of course!
The blog post frequency thing is definitely an interesting point of discussion – I typically aim for 3x/week. A lot of ‘big’ bloggers recommend posting almost daily, but some readers are turned off by that. One of my favorite bloggers, Nina Badzin, posts once a week; each post is so thoughtful and excellent that it really makes a case for quality over quantity. The varied opinions on this could fill that giant martini glass (I need that)!
lol–I love it. It’s always good to hear what others think about blogging frequency. Nina Badzin? Sweet. I’ll check her out!
CONGRATS ON YOUE 200TH, JULES!!
And I thank ya kindly! 🙂
Congrats! Lifting my mustache “coffee” mug in homage and hope for bazillions more. I’m abso-freakin-lutely SURE we haven’t wasted enough time on this yet.
Was that you or Woody Woodpecker at the end there?
Thanks so much, Peggles! There’d better not be coffee in there or we’re going to have to waste some more time dumping it and getting you the good stuff.
It’s supposed to be a ‘stock’ chipmunk laugh, but if you think I can get away with saying it’s me…
It was totally me.
As soon as I hit “submit” it occurred to me that would be pretty, darn rude if that really was your laugh. Phew!
It is coffee, Jules, in my Univ of Illinois Mom mug. The coffee is because a) I need it and b) in honor of Darla’s ground-breaking work on this topic today. Also, it’s not even 11 here and I’m at work. I love wine, but c’mon – I gotta at least maintain the ILLUSION of functioning.
If that WAS my laugh, I would expect nothing less than good-natured mockery.
I gots to get my D Pants and Peggles blog fix on! I’m starting to get the shakes.
Vlogaliscious indeed…
Why thank you my friend! Although sometimes I wonder about my blog post tagging tactics…
I hardly read those… it’s my downfall as a blogger. But I do have a beard and glasses… so that totally… ok, doesn’t really make up for it…
“ıposissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss” Yes, that is a search term. Apparently, I feature prominently in the iposisss world. Okay, now to the good stuff. Congrats, Jules! 200 posts– that’s kind of ridiculous and awe-inspiring. I may reach that number when my teeth are no longer my own. Thanks for the non-stop entertainment. I’m (not) sorry to admit that I’m addicted.
Ha! I’ve always thought you were especially iposissss-y.
Thank you so much! I was telling someone else I don’t know how smug I get to be about 200 posts when half of them are pictures of Uncle Jesse and talking chipmunk stuffed animals. 😉
I am looking forward to MANY more wonderful and thoughtful posts from you! You couldn’t pry your blog from my cold, dead paws.
I have tons of weird post searches, but I’m on my phone and canna share any.
L, just IMAGINING the types of terms you see has gone to a bad place in my mind. And by bad I mean awesome.
How YOU doin?
I keep madtante hidden from web searches (because it’s my evil ID–sadly you only met me after I cleaned up my act and I destroyed all the evidence). The RealMe place gets boring searches because I’m a Good Girl there (slight correction, when I say “realme” in conjunction with “good girl,” I mean my real NAME and a completely false character to go with it). MT is more me.
Wait. Wait wait wait. This is the cleaned-up you??
😉
Yes?
Congrats! I just noticed I’m at 201. I’ve had over 1000 people searching for “Bert”. My favorites are “Alex Trebek shirtless” (20 times) and “Cee Lo’s Hands” (8)…
Well then a congrats to you, my friend! You got there with THOUGHTFUL posts, too, so you can really go to BragTown. 😉
And yes. Alex Trebek shirtless counts as thoughtful.
Glad to see I’m doing my part to lower the bar for what counts as thoughtful!
That was fantastic 🙂 congrats on your 200th post! I just had a look at my search terms and so far they are all so polite and relevant, I wonder how long that will last?!
Thank you so much!
And wow. That is the FIRST time I’ve ever heard someone say that. I may have to search bomb you. Immediately.
Oh god… I read that post about search bombing that Leanne/Ironic Mom did a little back, should be interesting ;P
Congrats on you hitting your 200th post during the same week I was at Disneyland having a blast celebrating … well, everything.
Always remember, when the chips are down …………
hmm, I can never remember the rest.
Thanks so much, MJ! I hope you had a blast. I realized much later that I texted you back that it was clearly the most ‘magical’ place on earth, when I should have said ‘happiest,’ DOH! (Since I’ve NEVER been to DisneyLand or World, I get a pass though, right?)
Ha, I’ve always called it magical as well.
The Pepp and you will have to swing by So Cal for a visit. I’m pretty sure you would LOVE it, with a capital ‘L.’
200 of em?! Yikes! That’s a ton of yuks! You’ve inspired me to look at my search engine terms, though I’m fairly sure they’re all related to Gilligan’s Island and/or Samuel L. Jacskon. Without TV shows and movie stars, I’d have so little to write about and no one finding me via Google even if I did.
Dave, you’ve GOTTA do a search engine term post! I bet your terms are jaw-dropping because you’ve covered so many topics. I mean ‘Miley Cyrus tattoo’ alone must get you some doozies…
Congrats on your 200th post!!
Sandy! Thank you so much! I wish we could celebrate together with booze and Glee and figure out how else adults use slap bracelets.
😉
200!!! You are the awesome. GO YOU GO!!!
Well I certainly feel the awesome now. Thank you! 🙂
Congratulathonnsss… sorry – started partay with out you. i’ bee drinkin vodkee all day with me icecream in celebration. FYI, try vanilli stoli over rocky road. yuummmm. going to thleep now. can you tell onthehomefrontandbeyond to be my fren. she funny. i purty too… hee hee.
Crud. Is it too late to join you? Mimosas, perhaps??
world’s most beautiful squirrels with names (I love this one!)
cured meat can kill you (I refuse to believe this.)
pointless endeavors (This one is another personal favorite.)
Ingrid Bergman *ahem* photos (I see this search term A LOT.)
Love hot in airplane (Hmmm. I’m pretty sure they’re talking about air-conditioning, right?)
“the only boy I’ve ever loved… ruminations on narcissism and murder” (charming)
Husband likes red toe nails (Ahhh, the things you can learn about strangers on the internet…)
Sorry Jules, but that’s all I got. Congrats on 200!!!
That’s “all”?! That is amazing. AND you should know Babs (Mommasita Extraordinaire) was over yesterday and said she really likes you/your blog.
So congratulations to YOU! You have the Babs Stamp of Approval. She doesn’t even like all of her kids.
I’m KIDDING*.
*I’m not kidding.
Oh, that is a high honor! Thanks!
However, today someone found my blog via the search term “because I’m stupid”. Hmmm. Not such a high honor…
Wow, just wow. “Chinese eat babies” What possesses people these days?!?! I swear, these search engine terms only prove how bat sh*t crazy the human race is. I loved your commentary and your hilarious reactions. Congratulations on 200 posts! Can’t wait to see what’s in store for the next 200. 🙂 Go Jules Go!
I love when they ‘talk’ to the search engine. I just got one yesterday that said, “imso terrified with the snakes. any suggestions on how to not gets near the backyard door.”
Thank you SO much, Jess! 🙂
Staying away from commenting on all the creepy ass stuff I get, that makes me wonder if I should contact the FBI… well, I think my best, and the only one I ever wrote about… was, “how to dispose of an unflushable poo”. So I couldn’t resist and I wrote a post about it. Now I swear to god, I get that same search term (or variations of it) several times every week. Unflushable poo’s are obviously a serious epidemic!!!
Oh, and congrats on 200, quite a milestone!
Thanks so much, Steve! I definitely have some where I wonder if I should alert the authorities… (Variations on “naked gypsy children” being at the top of the list.)
That search term is spec-tacular. I had no idea it was such a prevalent concern. I’m glad something can still surprise me after ‘chinese eat babies.’ 😉
You know… this got me thinking… perhaps eating babies causes your poos to be unflushable… could explain the whole thing.
OMG. This could be IT! ALL of the answers people are looking for can be found if only bloggers join forces!
I knew it. Blogging will save the world.
Oh, Julsie! (you don’t mind if I call you Julsie, do ya?) You are literally so cute that I got that same feeling that I get while holding a kitten when I watched your video! Congrats on your 200th post!!
I’ve had some really filthy search terms because I used the term “naughty girls” in one of my post titles. My favorite non-pornographic search term is “klondike diarrhea,” mostly because it makes me not feel alone in my struggles with lactose intolerance! :)!
Sprinkles! Mind?! I love it! And you said I’m like holding a kitten. I think you win for Best Compliment Ever, and you were probably your only competition. Thank you!!
Klondike Diarrhea is pretty great. I mean, not the reality, obviously. I guess people WOULD do a lot for a Klondike bar…
You’re a vlogger and a blogger! I’m a little late to the party, but I’ve got my sexiest party dress on and I’m drinking what I’m calling “Jules’ 200th post-tinis” in honor of you. Well done! I wish you more and more success as you dazzle us with the next 200!
Interesting search terms for my blog:
blind won’t eat eggs
12 year old brown hair braces glasses (creepy that someone’s searching for that. Sad that they found me.)
teenage mutant ninja turtles rachel (?!)
i like to eat katniss (hmmmmm…)
There’s so many more I could share, but those are my favorites. 🙂
PS – you have a lovely speaking voice
It ain’t even a party ’til Rache is in the house! I hope it’s that red dress from the wedding.
“blind won’t eat eggs.” That is fascinating.
You are too kind. (Seriously.) I keep wondering if people think I have a Jersey accent?
That’s the EXACT dress I was thinking of. 😉 I promise to have a wardrobe malfunction after three “200th post-tinis”. (This may or may not have happened at the wedding in front of the father of the bride.
“blind won’t eat eggs” was searched for 4 times. Fascinating, indeed.
I do not detect a Jersey accent at all. You have a nice lilt.
I see your wardrobe malfunction after 3 martinis and raise you one karaoke performance.
Also then we might find out if there’s a Jersey accent hidden somewhere in me.
I see your karaoke performance and raise you a topless romp on the bar while imitating a Jersey accent. (Did I go too far?)
Rache, there is no such thing as too far when you’re wearing (or not wearing) that red dress.
YAY!! More stash glasses!!! I just love ya!! Go Jules Go!! Congrats on the 200th post…now lets double that!
Aw, Kathy, thanks and right back’atcha! I’m pretty sure I can come up with at least 198 more based on my dog alone. Please. Try to contain your excitement.
hahahaha those are some great search terms! Loved the video 🙂 Congratulations on 200 posts!!
Thanks so much, Andrea! I think search terms alone are reason enough for anyone to start a blog, no?
I would have to agree! It’s kind of amazing how some people’s brains work… 🙂
Sometimes even the word “post” makes me laugh. Happy 200! Here’s to 2000 more!
Thanks, Leanne! Say, how do you feel like guest posting for free like every other day? I’m excited to get to 2,000 posts and I heard you are, too.
Dude, I was totally in to this video before it was all mainstream. Disregard the lateness of my comment. Congratulations on 200 posts! I hope the entertainment level of your google searches doesn’t go down now that you’ve taken “Pleasures” out of your blog name.
I have no clue what you’re talking about. And do you love the intro? Adding it is probably the best idea I’ve ever had.
I can assure you in no uncertain ‘terms’ (heh) that my Google searchers are as inspired as ever. Yesterday was especially magical – here’s a mere sampling:
-birthday cards for men you dont know much about
-cant pee straight after sex
-do chipmunks exist
-how to make a gift basket for someone who is going to cage fight
-pig slapping
Jules, I love the twisted search items that led folks to your blog … and I adore that fiendish cackle at the end.
Judy, I love your new gravatar! I wish I could take credit and say that laugh was mine and not a stock ‘iMovie’ sound clip… um…it was TOTALLY me.
*fiendish cackle*
Thank you, Jules. I was ready for the big reveal. Glad you like it.
Huzzah! I was going to add before that it’s so nice to talk ‘to’ you! I really do love it.
Congrats on your 200th post!
Loved the video and I loved your mustache mug! Where can I get one of those?
Thanks so much, Jackie! And maybe I should give away a ‘stache mug in a future giveaway?! (Psst, I got it on Amazon. I know. Searched far and wide. I’m unstoppable. ;))
Heading over to Amazon now. What more could a girl want than a `stache mug?
But just in case, I will prepare myself for a `stache mug giveaway! Cause what’s better than 1 `stache mug? That’s 2 `stache mugs of course!
Congratulations, Jules! The blogosphere is a better place for your presence here.
Loved the video. I’ve gotten some seriously crazy search terms, too. Some are rather disturbing as to how they could have led to our blog. Today alone we’ve had “belly stabbing scenes” “hat Shakira ein tattoo” “muskrat as pet” and a couple more I can’t say due to the PG-13 rating. That list is always good for a smile.
Aw, Piper, you made my day with this comment! Flattery, kindness AND “muskrat as pet”?? Wow. Just wow. I can only imagine while else you’ve got on that Stats page of yours…
You know the Pop-Tart one was me, right? Right?
I KNEW it.
How great does it feel to be completely synonymous with Pop Tarts (as you are in my mind)?
How great does it feel to be completely synonymous with drinking vodka while wearing stache glasses? Or just stache glasses. Whichever you prefer.
Hilarious! Congrats on your 200th post.
Country Wife! Thank you so much – I can only imagine how many more posts Uncle Jesse and Second Husband will inspire… I think I need a bigger blog. 😉
I used to get so many crazy search terms–enough to provide post material every month–but the crazy seems to have worn off over time and my terms are much more respectable.
No way, GG! It is time for me to Google search bomb you… Stay tuned.
Congratulations! Why do we mark the round numbers as landmarks? It’s a bit conformist. Why not mark random numbers. (Blog 207 may be more tricky to reach with hindsight than 200). I had to watch the extremely funny, (no man should be sat in a small home office laughing that loud, alone, as I was, it makes the neighbors reach for the phone to dial the police, I am sure; but I digress which given this rambling comment takes real skill), video twice as your wall paper made me crave mint and vanilla boiled sweets… mmmm boiled sweets. Anyway if you think I’m creeping you out you should see the looks my neighbors give me. I’ve grown my own stache and wear glasses now in order to try to emulate your success.
I was seriously tempted to fudge the numbers rather than do what I call two ‘filler’ posts to get to #200 last week – maybe I should have just made it “Celebrating 197 posts!!!!” Damn. That’s way funnier, actually.
And guess WHAT?! That isn’t wallpaper – that’s paint! I painted those stripes! I’m a regular Martha Stewart. (Does that comparison translate? Who is the British Martha Stewart?)
Thank you! I bow down to your authentic ‘stache glasses. And I like your new gravatar image!
I think I know who Martha Stewart is; famous for sewing US flags? Or could be she’s one of those 1950’s ‘home makers’ then for the UK it’d be Mrs Beaton, I think. Hmmm area of ignorance and an interesting area too. I feel curiosity driving me to know this. My New Gravatar is because I joined a Skype tutoring site and dug out my ‘Teacher Suits’ and plumped for the ‘weskit’ look for the photo. Trying to look scholastic and ‘Sirish’. The old pic was meant to make me look kind of Ian Fleming ‘ish’. Books in background, black and white photo, dark casual, slightly rumpled suit.; all that to sell to crime and espionage thrillers on Amazon! “Yeah electronic reader people, I’ll be your indie writer bitch, let me dress up for you and post authorial photos.” (Depressing really..) Anyway I’m off to find out about Martha Stewart and traditional & famous Mrs Moms. PS great paint work, no wobbly lines there at all; if I’d painted that it’d look like the wavy lines they do in TV programs to indicate a flashback is about to happen. Happy Tuesday!
Congrats on 200! I love the vid and search terms, who wouldn’t want a diet with pop tarts! I have to admit I noticed the wrapping paper keeper, I have one, and striped paint job = love it! To another fellow blond (and I would never say I should’ve bought a squirrel, they scare the hell outta me!) blog on, here’s to 200 more 🙂
Thanks so much, Kristy! Every time I think the search terms can’t get any better, someone out there surprises me. I wonder if I can make it to Post 400 before sharing some more…? 😉
I did have to wonder why they didn’t want to buy a chipmunk instead, but to each his own.
Brilliant! Loved the video. Congrats on the #200. That’s some shiz, alright.
Happy 200 posts! By golly! You don’t look a day over 22 posts. Congrats!
That “Chinese eat babies” search was me. That’s how I found you. I was trying to ease my mind and ensure that the yummy ragoons I just ate were not stuffed with baby chipmunks.