Ohhhh chipmunks. Things are so real right now. On Monday afternoon, after 10 days of driving across the U. S. of A.…
Okay, so five were for a hiking break in Salt Lake City with Janeen, Renaissance Woman and Lover of Breakfast Pizza.
…I landed in my new home in Bend, Oregon!
Before I was allowed into town, they checked my resting heart rate, “Oregon” pronunciation, and facial symmetry.
I haven’t sat still for a minute, and I’m not sure I have enough years left to do all of the fun things on my Oregon checklist.
Completely unpacked and settled in by hour eight. Project manager 4 life.
I’m ticking one of the boxes next week, sans cell service, which means I won’t be putting up my usual Wednesday blog post, but I promise -PROMISE- the following post will make up for it. I mean it’s probably going to be the best thing I’ve ever written. Because it will involve your very favorite topics on this blog, based on the search term analytics that led you here: my suffering, sweating and -possibly- nudity.
To help the time fly, I’m going old school Go Jules Go-style and doing ANOTHER GIVEAWAY!
Did you know that all you have to do to acquire THE BEST BEER KOOZIE (and deck of cards) EVER was drive 2,777 miles? Somewhere in the land of…well…LAND, I started to spot curious signs.
Forget your Exxon Mobil. Forget your BP gas. I bring to you…
Naturally, I couldn’t walk away from Kum & Go without a trinket
or ten. And because I’m living the dream, I want to pay it forward. To you, dear reader.
ALL OF THIS CAN BE YOURS:
To enter, simply leave a comment describing your worst road trip (or other car) moment by 12 midnight PST (awww yeah, my first PST deadline!), Tuesday, July 2, 2019. The winner will be extremely subjectively chosen by whatever cute Oregonian is jogging (or stand-up paddle boarding or kayaking or mountain biking) by at that moment.