If you read last week’s post, you already know that my social media presence lives somewhere between Eepsville and Creepytown, USA. Instead of letting strange lurkers bother us, though, why not capitalize on their incredible…creativity?
I mean, let’s say you had access to all of the search terms that ever led people to your blog. Would you just sit on this information?
Nay!
You would turn that shiz into t-shirts and sell them in your pretend blog store PRONTO!
And then give your fake paying customers the EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK!
BEHOLD [what happens when you spend too much time on Zazzle]…




Oh, what, you don’t believe me? Have a peek:

But wait, there’s more!


And what I plan to add to my own private collection…




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What do you think? Perfect Christmas gifts, no?
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