Oh man, Chipmunks. It happened… again.
Another conversation in my head. And this one gets deep.
…I really need to stop drinking.
If you want to check out the details about the 12-12-12 concert to support Hurricane Sandy Relief, or find out how to donate, please visit: http://www.121212concert.org/.
So, come on, it’s been a while: Who are you having “imaginary” (ahem. It might have happened. You don’t know) conversations with?
Go Jules Go 
I’m always secretly chatting it up with Tallulah Bankhead.
Niiiice.
Thanks for reminding me. I’ll have to do something special today. But… what? I will not date my neighbor who hits on me and looks at me creepy, that’s for sure. Lol… Well, at least.. not today.
Aw man, that was HIS 12-12-12 wish!
I had a dream the other night where you could get vajajay hair dye,,,not even lying,,,in my dream that’s how I found out my mom was cheating on my dad,,,’cause she started using that product and I found the evidence in the bathroom garbage.
Yah,,I need help, lol
That may simultaneously be the most disturbing, yet ingenious, way to find out your mom is cheating on your dad. Can I steal that?
Haha,,,,,only if I get some of the moola!
I have weird dreams like that all the time,,,my dr. says it’s because of the meds i’m on!
Hey, if you incorporate some of this into stories, maybe it WILL bring the moola! That’s why I want to steal it… Heh.
I was thinking of doing just that,,but i’m not as stellar at story telling as you master.
Are you going to write about 13-13-13 next year?
This comment sent the needle on my Giggle Meter SKYROCKETING.
Thank you, I tend to have that effect on Giggle Meters™
Dammit. I knew someone would beat me to the trademark.
I’m impressed. Leo is much deeper than I had imagined he’d be.
Still, sexy, talented waters run deep. Isn’t that what they always say?
That’s what you said…and I think it was in reference to actual bodies of water.
Yes. I like to call it “H-2-Oh my god” – that’s how much I love water.
I bet you’re a mess at the Wawa looking at all your choices of bottled agua…decisions, decisions…
I’m a purist. I just drink from the puddles in the parking lot.
You know. This might be one of the weirder comments I’ve ever left. And I can assure you, that’s saying something.
Stay away from the greenish yellow ones, Lassie, they’re anti-freeze.
Ahhh. Love. I like to think of Leo cruising around in Prius which he fondly refers to as his Love Boat.
And I like to think his scooter is affectionately dubbed Tugboat Hugboat.
I feel like you have way better imaginary conversations. Mine are all with Wilford Brimley.
Me too. And he’s always asking me if I have diabetes.
I wouldn’t need to have any of these imaginary conversations if Hugo would finally give me the time of day.
Is it weird that I had an imaginary conversation with you just yesterday about Leonardo DiCaprio?
It would be weird, if it was anyone else. I need details! AND, you left a reply about diabetes that I read on my phone just as I walked into work, facing a big poster about diabetes. Ooooh.
well, how’s this for spooky? I commented on my own blog yesterday about how many times I’ve seen the movie Inception so I had Leo on the brain all day.
Oooh. Well, Peppermeister said to me last night, around 8pm, just as I was convinced I’d never have another blog idea again, “Are you going to try to make a donation to talk to Leo? He’s going to be at the 12-12-12 concert.” I jumped out of my chair, grabbed my lap top and said, “THANK YOU!” He called out, “Good night… See you tomorrow…” as I retreated to the dining room table. TMI?
That movie rules. I’m also a big Shutter Island fan, if we’re gonna talk recents.
Well, along with Leo, I have the teeniest little crush on Joseph Gordon Levitt. I love a man with three names.
Jim and I love Inception so much and each time I watch it I still don’t get it.
I have never seen Shutter Island! It’s too creepy, JD! I can’t handle!
He’s adorbs. And that movie does make my head hurt. In the good way.
I think you can handle it. Part of what I love about it is, it’s even better watching the second time, when you know how it ends.
I will watch it on netflix immediately. Like, right now.
by the way, this post had me giggling and I thank you for doing the impossible while I knee-deep in things like sternocleidomastoids and extensor flexor digitorums.
ONE MORE DAY, DP. One. More Day.
One more %^$#ing day! sigh. I am giving myself 10 more minutes of my wordpress fix then I’m back to the grindstone. I just wanna jab a pencil into my orbicularis oculi, JD.
I have a thing for David Crosby. I know. He’s getting up there, and he’s starting to look like Santa without the beard.
And yet.
I know he is singing about me when he sings “Guinevere.”
He absolutely does. Just as Justin Timberlake sings all of his songs for / about / to me.
Did I ever tell you how much Leo reminds me of my brother? So, I can never really think he’s hot because of it. That would be gross. And no, my brother isn’t quite as leading man good looking, but there is just a resemblance that I can’t get out of my head when I see him. Oh, and my brother is single again, just in case you want a poor substitute. Just saying. 😉
You read my mind. How does he feel about chipmunks?
I would have to go with . . . pro chipmunk. Maybe your 4th husband? He is a serial marry-er. He just got through his second divorce . . . I know he sounds like a dream, but that’s just him. I’m not even trying to upsell him or anything so you would be my SIL. 😉
Perfect. As long as he doesn’t get too lonely being on the back burner for a while? I think my marriage to 2nd husband will be one of those hot and heavy, but fleeting, romances, and things with Leo will probably never get off the ground (see aforementioned reference to sexual orientation), so it shouldn’t be too long.
So, come on, it’s been a while: Who are you having “imaginary” (ahem. It might have happened. You don’t know) conversations with?
Dylan McDermott and Dermot Mulroney. I see no need to choose.
I love your thought bubbles and your thoughtfulness in making them green.
Debbie! Did you see the McDermott/Mulroney SNL skit last weekend? It was pretty dang funny, actually.
Thank you for your thoughtful compliment on my thoughtfulness. I hope Leo appreciates it, too.
I haven’t caught the skit yet, but 2 Broke Girls was on tv when I turned it on the other night and there was a funny line about DM v. DM. I looked them up online because that is how I stay abreast of the Zeitgeist, and that’s where I saw news about the skit, but I haven’t actually seen it yet. I wanted to make it into a poll at Le Cahier, but I’ve got this whole quiet, brooding, Zen going on and it might be shocking for such superficiality to come out of nowhere. I might sprain something! Also, sorry about the italics. WP doesn’t seem to be recognizing end tags these days. Harumph. 🙂
I know…Jules single-handedly saved the planet by going green with the thought bubbles. Probably.
You’re welcome, everyone. It’s probably safe to keep having children now. They have a future home.
Debbie, I don’t feel Zen unless I stick to superficiality. Frankly, this whole conversation with Leo got a little too deep for my liking.
And the italics were great – I imagined you were saying everything REALLY INTENSELY. I was on the edge of my seat!
you’re such a dork Jules! 🙂 keep em coming.
I can assure you, that will not be a problem. 😉
He doesn’t list Critters 3 because that was before he developed his “I’m a serious actor” scowl. Non-Scowling Leo has a separate resume. And the “Scowl your way to respectability and wealth” acting classes are really top notch. Very hard to get in to.
Sometime I have imaginary conversations with Jon Stewart.
I secretly bet a case of Champagne and 17 chipmunks that you would comment on Critters 3.
I’m sorry, but you have to pay up, now. Even though you didn’t know this was happening.
Please tell Jon I said hi and that I loved his interview with Chris Christie.
Ouch! B-Man has to give up 17 of his personal chipmunk collection? THAT’s gonna hurt.
Peggles, he’s just lucky I didn’t bet his first born. I almost did, after I saw that latest picture.
Then again, I secretly suspect his firstborn is living in Winnemucca! Ha ha ha…
I literally laughed out loud at “don’t buy Blood Diamonds.” Hilarious.
Awesome – thanks! You do know what this means, though, right? In terms of encouraging my…eccentric side?
More funny posts? More drunk posts? Either way I’ll be entertained.
You are the best enabler of all time! Thank you!
No, no. Thank YOU!
I ❤ Leo.
Le sigh. Right? But the whole supermodel thing? C’mon. C’mon, Leo.
Freaking hilarious, J.
Colin Firth. I mention him five times in my book. Do you think that warrants I send him a copy?
Thanks, Leanne! And, um, YES. Yes, that certainly does warrant sending him a copy – and might I suggest you leave a heartfelt inscription that ends in, “I like you, just as you are”?
Rats, I can’t believe I missed twelve past noon today…
I DID, TOO. I bet Leo’s shaking his beautiful head at us, right now.
Oh, Jules, you are definitely the funny one. (And the generous one–way to support Sandy relief! Good job!)
Here’s a related/unrelated question:
Do you think Leo and Julia Stiles look alike?
And that is why we are friends, Rache.
YES! I’ve ALWAYS thought that! They should play siblings!
I called him DiCrapio for years — even though he was in a lot of film I enjoy (only got around to watching Titanic 2 years ago–I hated that film, seriously…as usual, not with pop culture). Finally, in my 40s, I’ve decided I can no longer cringe when I see him. He’s got skills.
As for those I have ‘imaginary convos’ with? Dude. You get my age, it’s the kid behind the counter at QT. By ‘kid’ I mean he’s 37. Still…
At last! He’s finally won you over, Lily! He tells me this is a great accomplishment.
Keep him non-dicky over this, k? Good woman!
Your love for New Jersey, Leonardo and the environment (not necessarily in that order) is exceeded only by your great skill as a ventriloquist. I didn’t see you lips move at all during this fantasy conversation!
Hee hee hee <— That's what your comment made me do. In a few short days, you will have to add "Peep tree" to that list!
I used to do this with Paul McCartney when he was young (and I was younger). omg that was a long time ago.
Please let me be the first to encourage you to start that up again, and blog about it. All the uncool kids are doing it.
Well, I am definitely, and always have been, one of the uncool kids, but I’m afraid, after all his marriages, the feeling has dissipated. Besides, he was so cute back then and now looks too old for me (I, of course, have stayed the same age 🙂 )
I feel that I have been remiss in my imaginary conversation work. They never seem to be with real people. Obviously I have been slacking. I may need a suggestion to start me off… anyone?
Well, I’ll give you a pass, just this once.
Now please ask Zooey Deschanel if she’ll come sing at my Christmas party. And by party I mean a party of three in which I’ll be making holiday arts and crafts with the only real friends I have.
I am totally on this one…
After being gone all day, I will have sweet dreams tonight! Yes Leo it’s 12/12/12 really!
Oooh, Susie, you left this comment at exactly 11:11pm (EST)! I trust that means you had some sweet, sweet dreams last night.
How cool is that???? 🙂
You did that on purpose, didn’t you? 😉
I wish I could say that I did!
Lol…love your imaginary convos. I think it must be fun inside your head. 🙂
“Fun.” This is why you’re the nicest blogger I know, Lilykins.
Stop drinking? NEVER!
Well, all right. I guess I won’t, then.
Eric Bana fo life.
No hesitation. I like that.
Johnny Depp because I love gold plated teeth and pirates.
That is arrrrrggguably the most rational answer I’ve seen.
You see, it’s because of these one liners, I’m happy to have discovered the Prom Queen of WP.
*gasp* I never went to prom. You kind of just made my life with this comment.
If your high school friends could only see you now. You are sitting at the royal court getting the last laugh. Literally. I think it’s also safe to assume that your partner in crime (P.I.C.), the Byronic Man, would be considered the prom king of WP.
Hahaha, I remember when I first saw Titanic and wanted to become famous to meet Leocaprio. I had no idea he was in Critters 3, didn’t know there was a Critters 3!
He tries to keep it on the DL, but I love blowing up his spot. 😉
That is too good! My sister has fantasy convos with him all the time too, and I have a feeling the dialogue is pretty similar 🙂 Me, I have fantasy conversations (and run-ins, and romantic dates) all the time with Jack White. What can I say, I like pale, weirdly attractive, prolific musicians.
Thank you! And I feel you. I like all musicians. All of them. That’s Leo’s one main drawback, if you ask me. No musical ability (as far as I can tell!). Although I read [a while back] he was taking singing lessons in the hopes of playing Frank Sinatra. Now THAT I’d like to see!
P.S. – I absolutely love your gravatar – you’re gorgeous!
Oh, why thank you!!!
Classic LEO! HAHA
The things that get created after a bottle of booze….
You should see what happens after the peyote.
Oh man. Peyote jokes. So under utilized.