Well, Chipmunks. There are Christmas crafts and then there are Christmas crafts.
I’m not even sure you’re ready for this, but we’ll give it a whirl.
Last year, I convinced my two bestest friends to come over and get their gingerbread on, because it’d be fun fodder for my blog. Fueled by vodka and armed with duct tape, this [eventually] happened:
Needless to say, I was sure I’d scarred them for life.
Nay! This year, they asked for Christmas Crafty Corner!
I smugly set out to find a worthy craft. And, oh-hoh, I found one.
“Even if we do a sh*tty job,” I explained, “all will be right in the world [if we make these].”
Thus, Jenn and M-Dazzle showed up on Saturday afternoon, full of optimism booze; things soon got so intense, the conversation came to a screeching halt.
‘Twas not long before Jenn attempted to make a finger puppet out of her craft. This is the PG version:
Then something magical happened. In one shot, Peppermeister (First Husband) captured…
So what the fudge were we making? …Are you sure you’re ready for this? Really? Okay then.
BACON ORNAMENTS!!!
Yes. You heard me.
The craftiness doesn’t stop here, my Chipmunks. On Friday night, I received my much-anticipated Seussical Christmas tree from Peg, of Peg-o-Leg’s Ramblings!
Peg just opened her own Etsy shop, Peep, where she sells beautiful items made from repurposed materials, namely wool and cashmere.
And look what she included in the package!
Life is good. Almost as good as bacon.
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Go Jules Go 