Dear Peppermeister (a.k.a. First Husband),
I found the most perfect Valentine’s Day card for you. In fact, words cannot express how perfect it is (other than the words in this card), so, I made you this video. (Sorry about the swearing; I’m just so damn passionate about our relationship.)
I know you remember how I feel about greeting cards.
You can thank me in
champagne chocolates cheese champagne, chocolates and cheese.
Go Jules Go
So, what kind of greeting cards do you go for to express your deepest sentiments?