Dear Ryan Murphy

Dear Ryan Murphy,

Can you blame me? Photo credit: kfcplainfield.com

I don’t usually do this (except the one time I did, when I was 9 and in love with Neil Patrick Harris. And by the way, he totally sent an autographed black-and-white headshot in return. And I still kind of love him. A lot. I wish I knew where that picture was. I hope I didn’t throw it out when Elijah Wood stole my heart), but I had to tell you how I feel.

You used to scare me, Ryan Murphy. You’re very intimidating, and I’m very not. I thought you might be another Simon Cowell, except without the creepy winking, deep V’s and fondness for female models. But now “The Glee Project” is over and I find myself empty inside. You really cared about those kids; heck, you even let most of them win. What’s more, you recently told Perez

I see through this prickly exterior, Ryan Murphy, right into your little gummy bear heart. Photo credit: movieline.com

Hilton you’d write him into an episode “Glee” whenever he wanted. These are not the actions of a scary writer/television producer.

These contestants touched you. I saw it when you’d let a smile pass your lips; your eyes would

definitely twinkle a little. I liked the way you talked about who you could write for and why. I want to hear more. I want to know you, Ryan Murphy.

Also, if you could please tell Darren Criss there’s a 29-year-old, married project manager from New Jersey who may or may not have green hair who’s wondering why he hasn’t returned any of her calls, that would be great. Thanks, Ryan.

Sincerely,

gojulesgo

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12 responses to “Dear Ryan Murphy

  1. Doogie Howser certainly had a lot going for him as a teenage doctor; I can understand your interest. I’ve heard Ryan Murphy’s name but never seen his face or the show. Kudos to you for picking a crush I assume most other women don’t share so you can have him all to yourself.

    • I even dressed up as Doogie for Halloween that year, complete with blue backpack and sneakers. I got really po’d when the judges of the local Halloween costume contest didn’t select me for a $2 prize (they weren’t the most discerning bunch) because they assumed I was just a regular old doctor. Psssh. Read the name tag, bee-atches!

      I definitely have a thing for men who can’t possibly return my affections. It’s worked out really well for me.

  2. I hope you have better luck getting Ryan’s attention than when I mentioned Jessica Alba in one of my posts! Cute entry!

  3. Also, Ryan Murphy, I would greatly appreciate it if you could get Idina Menzel and Kristen Chenoweth to do another duet. If anyone can do it, you can.

    Oh- and you should really tell Darren Criss to call Jules back because at some point, he’s just being rude.

    • Thank you. It’s so nice to know someone has my back.

      Speaking of – thanks for subscribing, GotC!! That, along with simultaneously realizing I’m now only 1 hour and 16 minutes away from a TGIF beer, made my day!

  4. Neil Patrick Harris and Ryan Murphy? Well… I, um… the thing is… there may be an element to your crushes that could prove… problematic…

  5. Okay, I have to admit I have no clue who Ryan Murphy is. But, Doogie! OH YEAH! rrrrarrrr

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