Alvin, Theodore, Simon. All my awesome little chipmunks. I don’t even know where to begin.
Since my last post, so many amazing things have happened. I think it’s because the guilty pleasure gods finally realized they have wi-fi, and have subsequently read my blog, and are letting me know they’ve heard me.
(SPOILER ALERT IF YOU DIDN’T WATCH THE “GLEE” PREMIERE YET! BUT SERIOUSLY. GET ON THAT SHIZ!)
PROOF #1: Blaine. Is. In. New Directions!!!!
That’s right. Like with any husband of mine, soaring instantly to success is inevitable. Darren Criss, a.k.a. Blaine Anderson on “Glee”, a.k.a my Second Husband, has left Dalton Academy to join the rest of the cast at McKinley High. That is no easy feat (except for the 10,000 people they let win “The Glee Project” this summer). I sure do hope they keep The Dalton Academy Warblers around, though.
Side note: Second Husband is coming to Broadway in January for 3 weeks, to replace Third Husband Candidate, Daniel Radcliffe, in “How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying.” I mention this because it means I have approximately 3 1/2 months to work on my “Why Polygamy Is The Right Choice for You” presentation. Powerpoint tips and public speaking pointers are welcome.
PROOF #2. The Good Greatsby imparted his timeless words of wisdom upon me today.
I plan on putting his advice into action immediately. You can check out the post here.
PROOF #3. I discovered a wickedly funny blog recently: Not Quite Old.
If you haven’t already read Nancy’s blog, head on over now! She was just given a Versatile Blogger Award, but I think she is better suited for the Wear-A-Diaper-Before-You-Read-This-Cause-It’s-That-Funny Blogger Award (though she certainly does show versatility in the subject matter she manages to turn into comedy gold – who knew orphans could be so chuckle-worthy?). In that way we are strikingly similar.
That’s all for now. Don’t forget to say your prayers tonight*.
*I should explain. The guilty pleasure gods are not all about genuflections and formality, if you catch my drift. They prefer you pass out on the couch after eating too many E.L. Fudge cookies, and you really, really need to make sure you leave the TV on. Well, I mean, only if you want to show your true devotion, that is.
Go Jules Go 
I loved your question at Greatsby’s! So much fun!
I have to tell you (as a fellow Gleek), I was like totally underwhelmed with last night’s episode. I didn’t like the music, and I am tired with Sue Sylvester and her “I’m going to get you Will Shuester!” tirades. Things better freshen up fast, or they are going to lose this viewer.
Or at least, I’ll just fast-forward to the parts with Blaine.
Off to check out Nancy. 😉
Ahhh you’re a Gleek, too!? Yayyy!! I completely agree with you on both the music last night and Sue Sylvester (although she, as an actress, cracks me up)! Having said that, I cannot get enough of Blaine, Rachel, Kurt and Brittany! Also, I can’t wait to see the rest of the “Glee Project” winners make their debuts! I definitely smell a spin-off with Kurt and Rachel (and Blaine, but he might be too busy with his second-husband duties).
Now. How do you feel about 90210? What else are you watching??
Hey thanks! I feel famous!
No need to thank me. I plan on using you for your Facebook connections.
Alright GGP, I am officially nominating you for the Versatile Blog Award. I think you know the drill – since you read my post – but link back to me, nominate 15 blogs and 7 random things about yourself. Go!
Aw gosh golly gee – thanks!!! I *love* your blog 🙂
I haven’t watched the first episode of Glee yet, but I’m kinda dubious that it could be better than that modified drawing of Blaine.
My interest in the show was flagging when he introduced last year. Then, magic!
Sigh. He IS magic. I read somewhere that a Hollywood writer said he farts rainbows. That sounded about right.
It wasn’t until the episode where Second Husband watched Kurt sing Blackbird (the song I walked down the aisle to, BTDubs – we got married on the Barnegat Bay and our hippie reverend played it on the guitar) where I thought, “WHOA. Who IS this guy?”
And now there’s no saving either of us from polygamy.
Even though I’m – prepare to be shocked – not a Glee fan, I’m happy for your happiness. And your impending polygamy.
You (and your wife) are so invited to the wedding. I plan on modeling my gown after the modern-day Irish gypsies, so you’re not going to want to miss it.
Yay for G.G.! Excellent advice he gave you. And yay for notquiteold! I am all subscribed to her now, thank you. She is hilarious. And uh…yay for Glee, I guess. Whatever. Never seen it. 😉
Hip hip hooray! They both crack me up (as do you)!! 🙂
hey giiiiirl, please head over to my blog where I have given you the versatile blogging award…. *insert clip of crowd going wild*
Aw, shucks, Tink (can I call you Tink?)!! Thanks!! I am headed over!
Good day! I know this is kinda off topic but I was wondering
if you knew where I could find a captcha plugin for my comment form?
I’m using the same blog platform as yours and I’m having difficulty finding one?
Thanks a lot!