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That Time I Ate Dog Food

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Guess what? Today is Uncle Jesse’s 8th birthday!

And I thought, “What better way to honor him than to steal his food?”

As luck would have it, our latest shipment of V-Dog plant-based kibble just arrived!

V-dog-kibble-30-lb-bag
30 lbs. Also the exact amount of weight I’ve gained since entering grad school.

Two weeks ago, I mentioned that this was one of my favorite vegan food hacks, albeit one enjoyed by my fur baby and not so much me.

Uncle-jesse-eating
Until (spoiler alert) NOW!

I was keenly aware of the bag’s poundage, and my own, as I lugged it up two long flights of stairs and into the tiny apartment.

In a recent post, I said that this plant-based kibble smelled so “decent,” and Uncle Jesse loves it so much, that I might actually try it myself. And that if I did, I would, of course, blog about it.

Because why stop at peeing on houses when you can still sink a little lower?

pee-cottage

Well, I don’t know about you, but I’m getting hungry.

…If this goes viral, I’m not sure how I’ll feel about it.

If you’d like to celebrate how much we love our furry families, and every kind of love, I hope you’ll consider doing what I just did and buy a copy of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver’s new children’s book, “A Day in the Life of Marlon Bundo.” Proceeds go to The Trevor Project and AIDS United. (And if you really want to geek out, check out the line-up on the audio version!)

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15 thoughts on “That Time I Ate Dog Food”

  1. Still alive? Jules? Jules? I am proud that you didn’t spit. When my best friend Liz gave me a new Cheetos cheese snack when we were 10 and then told me it was a dog treat, I spat for months. It looked like the crackley crunch one but tasted more like dead mouse who had eaten cheese.

    1. Okay, you’re making V-Dog sound like Oreo cookies! That’s horrendous. (Though it reminds me of the time I fed my childhood best friend bacon grease during our made-up “I’m Going To Blindfold You and Feed You Random Things From the Kitchen to Test the Bounds of Our Friendship” game. Ah. Good times.)

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