Marriage, Wipe the Drool

Meet My Third Husband!

BMan-Gravatar-stacheWhile I hadn’t given it much thought until last week, it seems obvious now: If you fine Chipmunks got to pick between Adam Levine and your beloved blog hero, The Byronic Man, obviously The B Man would win [the title of Third Husband]. By a landslide.

In a way, it makes perfect sense.

The Byronic Man and I are so associated in the collective bloggy unconscious GotC-baconthat on numerous occasions, I’ve had people email me messages intended for The Byronic Man. People have left me comments on his blog.

To be fair, we started it,Β touting our likeness and joining forces on numerous bloggy collaborations. We even send joint greeting cards to bloggy friends, trade sheet-folding tips, correct each other’s typos…Β It’s a bloggy match made in heaven, with or without the votes to back it up.

So let’s do this.

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Bloggers: Do you have a bloggy BFF / spouse? Or better yet, a bloggy crush (SPILL IT!)? Bloggers / All: What other adventures should Drunk Girl and Byronic Man embark on?

P.S. – Don’t worry. Starting next week, I plan to blog about something other than polyandry!

77 thoughts on “Meet My Third Husband!”

  1. Epic post. Mad photoshop skillz. I am blown away by your talent. I think B should make the mustache glasses photo his new avatar, then we’d really have a hard time telling you two apart. Enjoy your new bloggy marriage, you crazy kids, you!

    Do I have a bloggy crush? I think you know the answer to that one, JD. It’s you. And someone else. That shall remain nameless.

    1. Thanks, DP! You know you’re my favorite minx and you can snuggle up to me ANY time (BTW I was thinking of you this morning on the drive to work, and “She’s a Maniac” came on the radio! HA!).

      1. It’s my signature song. “and she’s blogging like she’s never blogged befoooooore….”

        I am a total minx. I’m so glad you’ve finally pointed that out. Can I add it to my WordPress prolife description? maybe I’d get some new followers. Mother. Blogger. Writer. Minx.

    2. Is it Stephen King? Is it Judd Nelson? Is it that Zumba teacher who was running a prostitution ring out of her studio?

      That’s all the people I can think of from Maine…

      1. You forgot one more Mainer: Patrick Dempsey. And I just HAPPEN to be volunteering at his cancer center and will PROBABLY run into him this fall during his cancer benefit run and he’ll NO DOUBT fall in love with me instantly and we’ll jet off to a tropical island.

        But yeah. It’s Stephen King, you’re right.

        1. Dempsey is from Maine? Really? Did you know I’ve looked like him my entire life? If you wonder what I looked like in high school, watch “Can’t Buy Me Love.” College? “With Honors.”

          I actually dressed like him for a costume party – there’s a pic on my “Please Hire Me To Be Your Doctor” post. Shameless plug!

        2. Y’know, in fact, I do wonder what you looked like in high school. Rumor has it you sported quite the mullet a la Uncle Jesse? We need to finally see proof of this in an upcoming post.

  2. I have that satisfied feeling of being highly entertained right now. I feel like I owe you are drink… or at least a crazy straw.

  3. Holy Crap! Is that the Byronic Man in the photos above? If I’d known he was that hot I’da knocked you outta the bed and cuddled up with him. *swoon* πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰

  4. Awwww…. Congratulations!

    My blog spouse is Amy at Fix It or Deal. But we got married for all the wrong reasons: just to cross something off my 30 Before 30 List.

  5. Oh nos!!!! He took you to a Whole Foods that doesn’t sell BOOZE?? Are the divorce proceedings pending? Man, and he was so close to perfect, too!

    Well, I have sister wives. Johi, Jen & Bex. We are an unstoppable force of inane shenanigans.

    1. I know. His only saving grace is that I learned, whilst in Oregon a few years ago, that the TARGETS sell booze! YES. I almost cried.

      You do it up right in the sister wives dept., Misty. But I’d expect no less.

    2. Our Whole Foods sell beer & wine, but the rules regarding hard alcohol are odd and confusing. Buying a fifth usually involves answering 3 riddles and feats of strength.

  6. LOVE when you grace us with your photoshop skills. πŸ˜€
    Of course he won. He couldn’t not win. You guys are practically twins. And it doesn’t hurt that he’s…hotttt. But I didn’t say that. So sshhh. 😳

    1. Honestly, I think the blogosphere owes me a solid for getting some of these pictures out in the world.

      But then again, it’s cold here in his shadow. I should rethink this.

  7. Congrats! You two will make some beautiful super hero babies for sure! I can see it now, all of you flying all over the world, jumping out of phone booths for a quick wardrobe change, saving the world, or buying some booze! Either way, congrats and happy frequent flyer miles!

      1. I’m inferring that the offspring of these two particular bloggers will no doubt be bonkers. Probably in a fun way as adults, but they’ll take a lot of abuse as children.

            1. Here’s where I was GOING to say: If I had the wherewithal to write a book, I wouldn’t have a blog.

              But that’s not nice. I’m sorry, Blog. You know I love you.

              1. That’s disappointing as I had gotten my hopes up that you would do approximately 100% of the work while I shared in 51% of the profits. I planned to let you use my kids’ as your examples or something. I was even going to let you have them all summer in NJ while the wife and I beached in Florida. Research ya know, so it sounds legit? Bummer.

  8. It’s my dream wedding/superhero shopping trip/jinxy conversation!

    I keep thinking about hilarious matrimony jokes, but all I can focus on is the scale and scope of this post. Seriously. How long did this take you?? Well done.

    Hey, people should buy gifts. That’s customary. Lots of gifts.

    1. Mine too! And I am VERY pleased to report that, thanks to PowerPoint prowess as epic as my drinking skills, this post came together quite speedily. You have picked a winner of a wife.

      I am ready for my gifts now.

  9. I did wonder why you went through the trouble of us voting. It was soooo obvious you two were made for each other. Well to us anyway πŸ˜‰ Congrats on the marriage and on the new superhero story. I can definitely identify to the drunk doozy so keep ‘m coming!

  10. Um, maybe you need to be a graphic designer AND a writer, but those are both fabulously fun pictures and of course the post and idea is great.

    Also, Byronic Man is seriously hot. He is.

  11. Bloggy crushes? Gosh, so many. Jen at Cake Wrecks and Epbot. The other Jen at the Bloggess. You. And then more realistic ones, like Clay Baboons, Cannibalistic Nerd, and Best of Fates. So many girlcrushes.

  12. Well, ummm, this is embarrassing, but my blogging crush IS Byronic Man… Please don’t be jealous, because I won’t stand in the way of your happiness. As a matter of fact, I had voted at least two or three times for you two to be together. Besides, I couldn’t bear seeing B-man be beaten by bacon. (ah, almost perfect b-lliteration…)
    My other crush is Oscar Barnes, but I doubt this will mean anything to to you.

    1. I just realized I never responded to this! Blame Drunk Girl. She’s such a slacker. This beautiful b-lliteration (ha!) is better, um, b-cknowledged.

      Does this Oscar Barnes have a blog? I may be Google stalking him right now…

  13. this is quite possibly the best combi ever, move over Brangelina! Also, if Adam Levine had been decided, I would have had to kill you Jules. And no one wants that… πŸ™‚

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