While I hadn’t given it much thought until last week, it seems obvious now: If you fine Chipmunks got to pick between Adam Levine and your beloved blog hero, The Byronic Man, obviously The B Man would win [the title of Third Husband]. By a landslide.
In a way, it makes perfect sense.
The Byronic Man and I are so associated in the collective bloggy unconscious 
that on numerous occasions, I’ve had people email me messages intended for The Byronic Man. People have left me comments on his blog.
To be fair, we started it, touting our likeness and joining forces on numerous bloggy collaborations. We even send joint greeting cards to bloggy friends, trade sheet-folding tips, correct each other’s typos… It’s a bloggy match made in heaven, with or without the votes to back it up.
So let’s do this.
Bloggers: Do you have a bloggy BFF / spouse? Or better yet, a bloggy crush (SPILL IT!)? Bloggers / All: What other adventures should Drunk Girl and Byronic Man embark on?
P.S. – Don’t worry. Starting next week, I plan to blog about something other than polyandry!
Go Jules Go 
Epic post. Mad photoshop skillz. I am blown away by your talent. I think B should make the mustache glasses photo his new avatar, then we’d really have a hard time telling you two apart. Enjoy your new bloggy marriage, you crazy kids, you!
Do I have a bloggy crush? I think you know the answer to that one, JD. It’s you. And someone else. That shall remain nameless.
Thanks, DP! You know you’re my favorite minx and you can snuggle up to me ANY time (BTW I was thinking of you this morning on the drive to work, and “She’s a Maniac” came on the radio! HA!).
It’s my signature song. “and she’s blogging like she’s never blogged befoooooore….”
I am a total minx. I’m so glad you’ve finally pointed that out. Can I add it to my WordPress prolife description? maybe I’d get some new followers. Mother. Blogger. Writer. Minx.
The world needs to know, DP.
Is it Stephen King? Is it Judd Nelson? Is it that Zumba teacher who was running a prostitution ring out of her studio?
That’s all the people I can think of from Maine…
You forgot one more Mainer: Patrick Dempsey. And I just HAPPEN to be volunteering at his cancer center and will PROBABLY run into him this fall during his cancer benefit run and he’ll NO DOUBT fall in love with me instantly and we’ll jet off to a tropical island.
But yeah. It’s Stephen King, you’re right.
Dempsey is from Maine? Really? Did you know I’ve looked like him my entire life? If you wonder what I looked like in high school, watch “Can’t Buy Me Love.” College? “With Honors.”
I actually dressed like him for a costume party – there’s a pic on my “Please Hire Me To Be Your Doctor” post. Shameless plug!
Y’know, in fact, I do wonder what you looked like in high school. Rumor has it you sported quite the mullet a la Uncle Jesse? We need to finally see proof of this in an upcoming post.
I would never expect a story about a third husband to be so beautiful, but there it is.
I get a little farklempt every time I see that red dress.
P.S. – Are you currently with or without gall bladder?
I am without. Hugo has locked himself in the bathroom with it.
Congratulations!! You have officially lightened your load. (Yeah, there are dirty jokes here I’m not making.)
I hope you have a speedy recovery!
I have that satisfied feeling of being highly entertained right now. I feel like I owe you are drink… or at least a crazy straw.
Aw, Johi. Hearing you talk about buying me booze is making me all warm and tingly. I may already be drunk.
Holy Crap! Is that the Byronic Man in the photos above? If I’d known he was that hot I’da knocked you outta the bed and cuddled up with him. *swoon* 😉 😉
I thought it was the beer goggles, but I woke up this morning and yeah. He is that hot. Don’t hate the player, my friend.
Awwww…. Congratulations!
My blog spouse is Amy at Fix It or Deal. But we got married for all the wrong reasons: just to cross something off my 30 Before 30 List.
Thanks, Thoughtsy! I think B Man and I got married for all the wrong reasons, too. I just wanted to see him in more costumes.
There are worse reasons…
Photoshoppin’ like a boss. Very impressive 🙂
Thanks, Tori! I feel like I’m at that point now where it’s almost worrisome. Definitely dangerous for my friends, that’s for sure…
Oh nos!!!! He took you to a Whole Foods that doesn’t sell BOOZE?? Are the divorce proceedings pending? Man, and he was so close to perfect, too!
Well, I have sister wives. Johi, Jen & Bex. We are an unstoppable force of inane shenanigans.
I know. His only saving grace is that I learned, whilst in Oregon a few years ago, that the TARGETS sell booze! YES. I almost cried.
You do it up right in the sister wives dept., Misty. But I’d expect no less.
Our Whole Foods sell beer & wine, but the rules regarding hard alcohol are odd and confusing. Buying a fifth usually involves answering 3 riddles and feats of strength.
LOVE when you grace us with your photoshop skills. 😀
Of course he won. He couldn’t not win. You guys are practically twins. And it doesn’t hurt that he’s…hotttt. But I didn’t say that. So sshhh. 😳
Honestly, I think the blogosphere owes me a solid for getting some of these pictures out in the world.
But then again, it’s cold here in his shadow. I should rethink this.
Those are all pre-baby. Now I look like I got microwaved too long.
Lol…microwaved?
Even if you weren’t hot (impossible) you’ve still got the funny thing down. What else does a girl need? 😉
I almost wish that was true because
then I’d look betterit’s so funny.Congrats! You two will make some beautiful super hero babies for sure! I can see it now, all of you flying all over the world, jumping out of phone booths for a quick wardrobe change, saving the world, or buying some booze! Either way, congrats and happy frequent flyer miles!
Why thank you! I’m thinking of sewing a booze pouch in my cape and flying straight to wine country. (Any wine country.)
Genius! 🙂
Thank you! I think the wine makes me smarter.
YOUR DRINKING IS TEARING US APART!!!
But it hurts so good. Or it would. If I could feel anything.
The babies will be soooo pretty! A little on the socially retarded side, but soooo pretty!
Ha! Are you inferring that the offspring of two bloggers might be a tad… introverted?
I’m inferring that the offspring of these two particular bloggers will no doubt be bonkers. Probably in a fun way as adults, but they’ll take a lot of abuse as children.
Luckily, I’ll be too drunk to notice their tears.
We should write a how to parenting book together. With your pictures and our mutually sound advice, it’d be epic.
Here’s where I was GOING to say: If I had the wherewithal to write a book, I wouldn’t have a blog.
But that’s not nice. I’m sorry, Blog. You know I love you.
That’s disappointing as I had gotten my hopes up that you would do approximately 100% of the work while I shared in 51% of the profits. I planned to let you use my kids’ as your examples or something. I was even going to let you have them all summer in NJ while the wife and I beached in Florida. Research ya know, so it sounds legit? Bummer.
I would have made a good 3rd husband, but I don’t know if I could have stood the other 2.
Scott
I hear that, Scott. I’m getting sick of them, too. And they don’t look nearly as fetching in red.
Oh well, we can still be friends!
I’m concerned about how much better #1 is at guitar than me. Also cooking. #2 I’m just concerned about.
Hmm, perhaps I still could fit in. 🙂
I am bad at the guitar.
#2 does like to walk around topless. You should probably take off your shirt and pick up a guitar, just to be safe.
It’s my dream wedding/superhero shopping trip/jinxy conversation!
I keep thinking about hilarious matrimony jokes, but all I can focus on is the scale and scope of this post. Seriously. How long did this take you?? Well done.
Hey, people should buy gifts. That’s customary. Lots of gifts.
Mine too! And I am VERY pleased to report that, thanks to PowerPoint prowess as epic as my drinking skills, this post came together quite speedily. You have picked a winner of a wife.
I am ready for my gifts now.
Also ready for the hilarious matrimony jokes.
I did wonder why you went through the trouble of us voting. It was soooo obvious you two were made for each other. Well to us anyway 😉 Congrats on the marriage and on the new superhero story. I can definitely identify to the drunk doozy so keep ‘m coming!
Pleun,
Why thank you! And in case it wasn’t clear: I’m thanking you for enabling me.
Love,
Drunk Girl
It’s about time you crazy kids made it official. Glad you finally made an honest man out of him.
I just married him because I found out he once was a bartender. Shhh.
Um, maybe you need to be a graphic designer AND a writer, but those are both fabulously fun pictures and of course the post and idea is great.
Also, Byronic Man is seriously hot. He is.
Oh, Nina. I’m going to have to make room in my marriage bed for YOU! B Man says you’re hot, too.
You guys rock! Thanks for making me smile 😉
Right back at’cha, Donah! 🙂
Bloggy crushes? Gosh, so many. Jen at Cake Wrecks and Epbot. The other Jen at the Bloggess. You. And then more realistic ones, like Clay Baboons, Cannibalistic Nerd, and Best of Fates. So many girlcrushes.
Oooh you trollop! I love it. Come on – squeeze in! I think there’s still room somewhere between Husbands 1 and 3.
Sweet!
Congratulations you two.
Thank you! Gifts can be sent to Babs’ address. We’re registered at Bed, Blog & Beyond.
Well, ummm, this is embarrassing, but my blogging crush IS Byronic Man… Please don’t be jealous, because I won’t stand in the way of your happiness. As a matter of fact, I had voted at least two or three times for you two to be together. Besides, I couldn’t bear seeing B-man be beaten by bacon. (ah, almost perfect b-lliteration…)
My other crush is Oscar Barnes, but I doubt this will mean anything to to you.
I just realized I never responded to this! Blame Drunk Girl. She’s such a slacker. This beautiful b-lliteration (ha!) is better, um, b-cknowledged.
Does this Oscar Barnes have a blog? I may be Google stalking him right now…
http://oscarbarnes.wordpress.com/ It’s corporate workplace humor blog, and as a fellow cubicle dweller, you just might enjoy it too.
this is quite possibly the best combi ever, move over Brangelina! Also, if Adam Levine had been decided, I would have had to kill you Jules. And no one wants that… 🙂
But my alter ego, Drunk Girl, would still live on. And she likes Adam, too… 😉